He pointed out the birds on the antenna, "There's a couple of strange birds on your antenna. I'm a frustrated bird watcher, but I don't have my glasses on - looks like they are into some sort of mating behavior."
Looked to me like they were in a fight, not unlike the situation inside the house. A couple of strange birds, you don't know the half of it!
from the soon to be completed, The Seven Magnificent Mercies.